All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
It's Friday. Sex?
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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