Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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