too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
Randomize
