oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
I love how my cats smell like pot.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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