okay pat passed out under dana's car
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
Let the clothes fall where they may.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
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