Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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