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(646): View more from New York

He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b

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(210): View more from Texas

I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.

(512): View more from Texas

There are margaritas in the freezer still.

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(914): View more from New York

she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"

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(816): View more from Missouri

peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time

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(513): View more from Ohio

the room spins SO much faster in panama

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(406): View more from Montana

stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it

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(907): View more from Alaska

We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.

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(248): View more from Michigan

David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.

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