your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
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