sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
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