im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
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