i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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