Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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