I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
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