the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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