White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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