He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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