I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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