She announced her abortion via fbk
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
Randomize