i think my tv is drunk
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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