sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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