just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
I need to calm my uterus...
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
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