But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
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