Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
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