is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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