Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
Randomize
