I left the party when things started to get crazy... and when I say crazy I mean: there was puke on the carpet, Evan was passed out behind a plant, Mary was making out with her ex while her present bf was making out with Nancy. Not to mention that someone fisted the wall. Also - someone is sleeping on your lawn - they might be dead, I didn't check. Later.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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