No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
where are you?
Hypothermia
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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