How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
as a side note pls kill me
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
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