I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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