Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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