miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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