scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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