love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
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