Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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