I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
And then my night got REAL pukey
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
Randomize
