was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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