I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
the gays at disneyland are vicious
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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