I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
So vagazzling was a success
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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