Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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