we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
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