loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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