I hope mine doesn't look like that
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
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