I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Randomize
