No stitches, just platelets and will power
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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