Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
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