I am going to give you the keys to my place
Then I'll give you the keys to my heart
Gag me
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
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