Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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