i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Randomize
