So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
My ass is underappreciated
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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