I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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