Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
is it fun? or sober?
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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