I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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