Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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