I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
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